Ja'mie wants to go out with Sebastian. He's a year 7 and she's year 11. Wrong Wrong Wrong but cringe-funny.
In a breakdancing competition, Jonah starts a rivalry with Kieran. Meanwhile he manages to come to school with semen stains on his pants. When the nurse asked him whether or not he has wet dreams was classique!
There has been tragic news at Summer Heights High. Andrea Dixon, a year 11 student has died of a drugs overdose. It hit Mr G hard as he was trying to work out who she was when he should have been writing the new musical. But alas - inspiration! ANDREA DIXON - THE MUSICAL. When presenting the idea to Principal Margerat, M demands that it is done tastefully. The line "She's got a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs" makes me doubt this is possible.
10/10
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